As most of you know,my sister is crazy.She is completely Jacob-Obsessed.Her best friend is like her evil minion,stalking around the house hating Edward like the way they do.
Okay,So I come home today after visiting a friend's,and BOOM!There's Anastasia and Emma.They're sitting at the table drawing.I peer over Emma'a shoulder.There,on the paper,was a bunch of random couples.

Alice and Jacob,Rosalie and Jared,Bella and Jasper,and Emmet and Victoria.The Scariest?
JAMES AND LAURENT!
I ask about Alice and Jacob.They said since they seem to get along kind of well.I ask about Bella and Jasper.They said that their names fit together.I ask about Emmet and Victoria.They told me that they wanted Emmet to be with an evil vampire.Why?They didn't tell me. Rosalie and Jared?They said that they wanted Jared in there,and in the Picture Jared was proposing to Rosalie and Rosalie was all exited screaming "HE WENT TO JARED HE WENT TO JARED!!!!!"
So then I ask about James and Laurent.They said that they had no one else to pair James up with.
"What about Edward?"I ask.
They point to the paper,and there is Edward,all alone.
They hate him so much now that he doesn't even find love.